She was a beautiful lady with normal average figure not too slim not too fat. (I can’t tell you an exact figure as unlike others I don’t move around with a measuring tape). Well she taught me for a semester and then resigned and moved to another city to be with her husband.After around 7 to 8 months I was out with my friends hanging out at a mall for a movie when suddenly I saw Simran at the food court sitting all alone eating something. Being well known to her I decided I should say hi to her so I went to her and said good afternoon mam. She was surprised to see me but none the less happy to see me. She asked me about my life and we chatted for a while and exchanged our numbers. Then she went to her home and I carried on with my friends. Late night I received a message from her if I was online I replied to her immediately and told her I was really glad to see her but was surprised as she had just moved to another city. I asked her if she was back temporarily or permanently to which. “Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav’rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin’ her down de road when this huge Maclean potato truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin’ and groanin’. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.“Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, “Mr. Drover, how are you feelin’? ... Now yer honor, wot da fock would you say?”Yes, I know there are different variations of this joke posted but it is still funny.The following is compliments of StarFleetCarlMurphy’s Law.
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